Vampire Squirrel Renegades

Humanoid VAMPIRES are scary. You are not - you are a SQUIRREL and a RENEGADE since society shut you out. 

Pick a Type of Vampire, the Things That Can Kill You and your Vampiric Attribute. Find a way to somehow execute the mayhem you propose to cause at the start of the game while you STRUGGLE along the way, RISK everything and avoid becoming FRAIL to the point of death.

By playing Vampire Squirrel Renegades, you must be ready to embark on an adventure filled with vampire tropes, silly puns and cute balls of fur. All you need in addition to this PDF are: pen, paper, 6-sided, 8-sided dice and your imagination.